Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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What fires shots? A gun

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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The Morman Religion.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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