- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

How many light bulbs? 1

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What is the difference?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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