Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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