- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What is your name? My name is Jeff

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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