- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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