- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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