- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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