- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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