- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

think twice or at least think

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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