- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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