- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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