- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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