What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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