Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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