Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

i committed murder

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Boob

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

PENIS lol

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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