- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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