- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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