- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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