- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Potassium? K.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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