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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Tucker Rivera

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

You know what's cool? Yep.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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