- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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