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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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