- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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