- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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