What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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