Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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knock knock who's there ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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