- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

You are joking right?

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Communism hehe xd

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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