- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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