- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Tall asians

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??