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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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