What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Okay.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Anti Joke

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