Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

how much fish could a chicken

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Get up Look in the mirror

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Gustavo Andrade

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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