- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

9/11 my birthday

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Dead girls can't say no.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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