How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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