- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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