- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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