- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

God is real.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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