- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

how much fish could a chicken

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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