- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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