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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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