Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

civil rights

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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