- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

hey hey apple

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

A fat guy!

Want to hear a joke? Obama

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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