- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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