- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

whats worse than failing your maths test?

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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