A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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