- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

it was all Tagart

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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