- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

if you don't like this you're gay

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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