- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

SHUT UP JP

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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