- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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