- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

all these jokes are horrible now

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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