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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What's better than a stick? A stone

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What fires shots? A gun

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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