Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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quantum physics?

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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