A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Anti Joke

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