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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

In soviet Russia...things are different

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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