- Anti Joke

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Obama = ebola

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No