- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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