A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Japan

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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