- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

so today i took a poop. hehe

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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