What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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a chinese man pays the full price

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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HEY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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