- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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