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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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