Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

WNBA

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

why does the man appear fat he is

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Albert <3 Hunter

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