- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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