- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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