- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

what is 3+3= 8

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

knock knock who's there? faith

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