What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

I'm hungry.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

brock has small hands for a small job

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

a chinese man pays the full price

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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