- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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