- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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