- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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