the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Anti Joke

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