Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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No

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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25

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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