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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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