What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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A man penetrates another man.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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