Pigachu is a Porkemon.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Half life 3 confirmed

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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