what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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I'm Polish.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Weaner

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