- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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