a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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A young baby died.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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9/11

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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