- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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