- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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