How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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