What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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knock knock who's there? faith

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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