What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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