What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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