- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

hers a joke... japanese people

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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