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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

what do you call a black chef glendon

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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