- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

i like turtles

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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