- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

HEY!

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

FUCK YOU

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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