- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Potassium? K.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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