What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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