What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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