- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

alert('The Game')

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

The chicken crossed the road.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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