A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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